Ok… common sense just is not common anymore. If you go to a hibachi-style restaurant, there’s a good chance your going to have a cook “perform” for you while he makes your dinner. Often they use squirt guns or other devices to squirt water or sake at customers. Well, Jeff and Slats talk about one woman who became so offended by an anatomically incorrect doll “peeing” water at her that her husband called the cops. The complaint? Sexual assault.